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All I Really Want For Christmas

From the episode:	Road to the North Pole
Singers:	Original Version: Peter, Lois, Chris, 1000000, Brian, Stewie "Road to the North Pole" version: Peter, Lois, Chris, Meg, Stewie, Brian, Quagmire, Bonnie, Joe, Mort, Mayor Adam W, Herbert, Angela, Consuela, Bruce, Jillian, Tom Tucker, Tomik, Bellgarde, Carl, Mort Goldman, Tricia Takanawa and other Quahog Residents
Voices:	Original Version: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Greenish, Mila Kunis "Road to the North Pole" version: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Greenish, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Tilly, Patrick Warburton, Johnny Brennan, Adam W, Mike Henry, Carrie Fisher, Drew Barrymore, H. Jon Benjamin, John Viener, Alec Sulkin with Walter Murphy and His Orchestra

"All I Really Desire For Christmas" was a vocal sung by the Griffin family. Although information technology was not originally in any Family Guy episode, it was finally performed in "Road to the North Pole". An instrumental version was heard when the Quahog residents received their presents the Christmas subsequently almost of the episode's events take place.

It was originally recorded for the 2001 Kevin and Bean Christmas anthology, Swallow My Eggnog under the title "A Family Guy Christmas".[1] Both radio DJs are mentioned in the original version of the song.

On December 10, 2010, the vocal was made bachelor for purchase on iTunes.

Contents

• 1 Listen
• ii Lyrics
  • ii.i Original Version
  • 2.2 Route to the North Pole version
    • 2.2.1 Reprise
• iii Notes
• four External links

Listen

Lyrics

Original Version

Peter:

Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. All of us here at Family Guy would similar to wish you a Merry Christmas, or a Happy Jew Christmas, depending on your religion.

Lois:

Peter, information technology'southward Hanukkah.

Peter:

Oh, pitiful.

[Chris laughs]

Meg:

Shut up, Chris! This is supposed to be serious!

Chris:

Okay, we've prepared a musical holiday greeting that we would like to sing for y'all.

Lois:

Brian, would you start us off?

Brian:

Sure.

Stewie:

Y'all know, I heard nosotros can say dirty words on this anthology.

Chris:

Ha ha, Boobie! I said boobie. Did you lot hear me? Ha, I said it twice.

Brian:

Okay, okay, take information technology like shooting fish in a barrel, you guys [clears throat] Ladies and gentlemen, the lush arrangements of Walter Murphy.

[synthesized orchestra begins playing]

The snow is glistening in the copse,

As Christmas carols fill the breeze,

And children pray on bended knees...

Stewie:

Santa Claus, be certain you don't

Screw up my freakin' order, please!

Brian:

Dandy, thanks for destroying the mood.

Chris:

Dad, what practice y'all want for Christmas?

Peter:

Ah, let's see...

Britney Spears and Courtney Cox

Wearing nothing simply their socks

Is all I really want for Christmas this year!

Brian:

Well, that's just not practical.

Peter:

Enough of beer and so much scotch

That I hit on my own crotch

Is all I really desire for Christmas this yr!

How well-nigh you Lois, what do yous want?

Lois:

All my flabbin' cellulite surgically uprooted

Then installed in Julia Roberts' ass, Ha!

Spending a steamy dark between

Kevin and his partner Bean

Giggling as they remove my brassiere.

Peter & Lois:

All these happy wishes

And lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really desire this year

Lois:

What exercise you want, Meg?

Stewie:

How virtually something to remove her Matt Houston mustache?

Million:

I want a house in Malibu

And a cure for bacne, likewise.

That'due south all I actually want for Christmas this year!

Chris:

Eww! You have bacne!

Million:

Close up, Chris!

Peter:

Anything else, honey?

Meg:

I want a singing belly button, Dad,

Just similar on that Levi's ad.

That's all I really want for Christmas this yr!

Brian:

All I can say is, thank God that advertising business firm doesn't do tampons.

Chris:

Now me!

In that location's an evil monkey, who'due south

Living in my closet,

I just wish he'd go away and dice,

I want Jillian Barberie,

Rubbing up real close to me

Saying dirty, bad things into my ear.

Stewie:

Oh, she's atrocious.

Chris:

All these happy wishes

And lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really desire this twelvemonth

Stewie:

Well, it's your turn, dog. As if anyone gives a two-shilling shit about what y'all want.

Brian:

Every year I've prayed and prayed

For a girl who isn't spayed.

That'due south all I really want for Christmas this year.

Chris:

What does spayed hateful?

Peter:

Oh, you know, like Melissa Etheridge.

Brian:

I'd love it if you would not harass me

When I outset to chew my ass

That's all I actually desire for Christmas this twelvemonth!

Your turn, kid.

Stewie:

Is it awfully much to have

Just ane evening weekly

Where there is no cover accuse at Rage?

Brian:

I knew it!

Stewie:

Knew what?

Lois' proper name I'd love to see

With the letters R.I.P.

She's alive and well, but allow's play past ear.

All:

All these happy wishes

And lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really want this yr!

Stewie:

Oh, dear. That high note rather did me in. Would somebody please change me?

Route to the Northward Pole version

Peter:

Jessica Biel and Megan Trick

Wearin' nothin' merely their socks

Is all I really desire for Christmas this yr.

Brian:

Well, that's but not practical.

Lois:

Spending a calendar week in Mexico

With some black guys and some blow

Is all I really desire for Christmas this year.

Peter:

Aw, that sounds terrific. How virtually you, kids?

Chris:

I would similar a pair of skates,

And then I'd go out skating,

Just I really don't know how to skate.

Ha-ha!

Meg:

I want a Lexus all in pink

And a dad who doesn't beverage.

Peter:

Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer.

The Griffins (except Brian):

All these happy wishes

And lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really want this yr.

Brian:

Santa's got his work cut out for him.

Peter:

Oh, nosotros ain't fifty-fifty gotten started yet.

Lois:

I wanna tour the Spanish coast...

Peter:

Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost...

Peter and Lois:

Is all I actually want for Christmas this yr.

Lois:

Wait, what?

Peter:

Forget it. Go along goin'.

Chris:

Jennifer Garner in my bed...

1000000:

Softer voices in my head...

Chris and One thousand thousand:

Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Stewie:

Yellow block uranium.

Never mind the reason.

Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball.

[laughs]

Brian:

Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?

Peter:

Poo on you! It's not enough!

• DVD Lyrics: Suck my dick. It's not enough!

Stewie:

Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here. [grabs his crotch]

• DVD Lyrics: Why don't yous go out and chase cars, you lot queer! [Brian]: Wait who's talking.

The Griffins:

All these happy wishes

And lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I actually desire this year.

Brian:

I'chiliad just saying it seems a bit excessive.

Lois:

Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas.

Peter:

And Christmas is about gettin'. Everyone in town knows that.

Quagmire:

Japanese girls with no restraint

But to choke me till I faint

Is all I actually want for Christmas this yr.

Ooh, giggity!

Bonnie:

Platinum-plated silverware...

Joe:

Simply one day when kids don't stare...

Bonnie and Joe:

Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Mort:

If yous put a Christmas tree

In the public airport,

I will go to court and sue your ass!

Happy holiday!

Mayor Adam West:

Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?

Herbert:

And a petty drummer boy.

He can either tap his drum or my rear.

Mayor Adam Westward, Herbert and Mort:

All these happy wishes

And lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really desire this year.

Tom Tucker:

I desire a golden mustache comb.

Angela:

And some spermicidal cream.

Tom Tucker and Angela:

That'due south all I really want for Christmas this year.

Carter:

I desire a brand new pitching wedge.

Consuela:

I would like more Lemon Pledge.

Carter and Consuela:

That's all I really want for Christmas this year.

Bruce:

I simply want a wedding ring

From someone named Jeffrey.

Jillian:

I just want some colored Easter eggs.

Carl:

I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz.

Tomik:

We don't know what "Christmas" is.

Bellgarde:

We take something else chosen "Kishgev Fufleer".

Everyone (except Brian):

All these happy wishes

And lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really want this yr.

Reprise

Choir:

We tin go out of any mess

If we learn to live with less.

And with Santa's dearest, there'southward zilch to fear.

All these happy wishes

And lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really want...

This...

YEAR!!!!!!!

AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH! AH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Notes

• In the DVD version of "Road to the North Pole", during the song, Peter goes "Suck my dick" instead of "Poo on you". Also, Stewie goes "Why don't y'all get out and chase cars, you queer" (to which Brian goes "Look who'southward talking."), instead of "Buddy male child, I've got your Christmas right here".

External links

• Buy the song

acunaaning1981.blogspot.com

Source: https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/All_I_Really_Want_For_Christmas

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